funnytwittertweets:

headspace-hotel:

I…tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as “ecological deserts.”

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the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:

guavabat:

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

I dreamt that all my friends did some cool drugs and had these fantastic useful visions of the future that gave them deeper insight into the world and themselves; I did the same drugs and just had visions of slow doom. I was so mad and spent the next chunk of the dream trying to acquire more drugs so that I could try again and maybe experience something I didn’t just experience sober all the time anyway.

In the next dream, I met a soldier who offered to take me on a helicopter tour. For some reason I agreed to this. We were already up in the air before I looked around and saw that the craft was dilapidated and ancient to the point that it was impossible for such a thing to get up off the ground. I took a good look at the pilot and realized he was missing a chunk of his head. I tried to stay calm and not let on that I knew he was a ghost piloting a ghost helicopter with Ghost Magic—if I showed fear and reminded him that he was dead, he might vanish and the helicopter would stop flying.

Finally he did get the craft back to the ground and was then deeply insulted when I rejected him for a kiss.

At one point I learned how to turn into a wild boar, which was not the transformation skill I asked for but was still very useful for attacking a creepy man in a creepy shifting hallway.

anxietyproblem:

girlvsgod:

what’s the vibe of your blog. everyone has their own. is it an art gallery exhibit serving canapés. a nightclub. a knights of the round table situation. a book discussion meeting. a lonely hearts club newspaper section. a bedroom where you and two friends are chatting. the school of athens debating matters of consequence. a garden tea party. a bacchanal. an agatha christie murder novel style tense dinner party. etc

dankmemeuniversity:

dankmemeuniversity:

mihai-florescu:

“Are you more of a family or career oriented person?” Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi